Monday, September 10, 2012

Mondays



Being that it's.....Monday, here's some facts about Mondays:


1.) Waking up on Mondays is about 2.5 times tougher than on any other day. 

2.) Morning commutes on non-holiday Mondays are always bad. 

3.) The Monday after a holiday Monday is the toughest kind of Monday. 

4.) Monday mornings go by faster at work. 

5.) Some attorneys wait specifically until Monday from the weekend. 

6.) NFL fans everywhere overreact tremendously about their teams on Monday. 

7.) college football fans everywhere overreact tremendously about their teams on Monday. 

8.) People work less on Mondays than any other day except Saturday and Sunday. Just in 2012 alone, here are the Mondays that were federal holidays: 1.) New Year's Day, 2.) MLK Day, Washington's Birthday, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Columbus Day (o thank god that's coming up), and Veteran's Day. 

9.) More suicides committed on Mondays than Sundays- can't state definitely the reason for this, but the way Mondays go sometimes, I can understand. One possible reason: As the unofficially recognized "first day of the week" the realization that one's life will continue indefinitely in a downward spiral and that the cycle is starting all over again may cause unstable individuals to end the pain. Can't say I approve. 

10.) More complaints probably written on Mondays, after a long weekend of things to complain about, like cancelled events, bad customer service, referees messing up games, bills that come in on Monday......It's a big day of complaining. 


Fantasize on, 

Robert Yan 

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