爪に火をともす (Penny Pinching)

A Japanese proverb that means "someone's who's so cheap he lights his fingernails to start a fire instead of a candle."

10 Disadvantages of being cheap/ stingy like me:

1.) Look very disappointingly haggard on ESPN. All other teams and players wearing fancy equipment, tights, hair product, etc.....I look like a guy who just got pulled off the street.
2.) Don't eat good food.....cheap food tends to be unhealthy, and unhealthy food tends to be cheap. Not always, but there's a reason why people get organic fruits, organic eggs, etc .