Thursday, February 26, 2009

First Impressions

Ever hear how your first impression is what you're always remembered as? Here's a bunch of first impressions of peeps i would have if i saw them the first time (of course somewhat biased due to what I already know about them) :

Steve Nash - European
Kendrick Perkins- certifiably crazy
David Beckham- stallion
Shaq: husky
Zydrunas Ilgauskas: Bald Eagle
LeBron James: Huge
Rod Blagojevich: Scummy
Manny Ramirez: loose
Jack Bauer: tough
Kobe Bryant: arrogant
OJ Simpson: guilty
Tim Duncan: awkward
Obama: Motivating
Sean May: ate a lot of chocolates
Mike Tyson: caged animal
Cole Hamels: sounds like a cigarette
Ryan Howard: beefy
Craig Biggio: dirty
Daisuke Matsuzsaka: nibbly
John Edwards: used car salesman
Tony Parker: Casanova
Dwayne Wade: winner
Theo Huxtible: funny
Judge Judy: mean
walter hermann: not fantasy-friendly
Rasheed Wallace: Wiley E. Coyote
Jay Leno: whatever this guy's selling, I ain't buying.

Fantasize on,
Robert Yan

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