Leaders and Legends divisions?

Here are some possibilities for the new Big Ten Football division names, OTHER than what they chose: "Leaders" and "Legends."

(Feel free to submit your entries, the following are a mixture of serious suggestions and not-so serious).

1.) "North" and "South" - straightfoward, geographical, no-nonsense
2.) Losers and More Losers
3.) The Joe P-tizzles and the Kirk F-renzos
4.) The Ohio St. division and the Nebraska division
5.) The Lakes and Plains (***actually thought this woulda been the best one)
6.) The Corn and Wheat
7.) The Black and Blue
8.) The Bread and Butter
9.) The Batman and Robin
10.) The School Names Beginning with I's and the others
11.) The Dumb and Dumber
12.) The Law and Order
13.) The Bold and the Beautiful



...... So many possibilities!!!!!