Hangry

Around the world, one menacing condition threatens all human beings and creates a worse place for us all: it can creep up at any time, and people can turn into complete utter savages when the condition does hit, so always be ready for the worst. I'm talking, of course, about being hangry (or angry because you're hungry). I'm one of the more severe victims of hanger.

Symptoms of being hangry:

1.) Get irritated more than usual and unnecessarily while sitting in traffic: your body wants food and it doesn't want to deal with all this other stuff.
2.) Get into argument with significant other over trivial stuff.
3.) Get upset because instead of going to get food, you're stuck doing something else: your body prioritizes food above almost everything else (maybe not dodgeball for some dodgeball fanatics)
4.) You get upset about losing at dodgeball: compounded by dodgeball.
5.) Your face turning into Joe Pesci's face and angrily beating up those around you: OK, actually this was a pretty brilliant Snickers commercial for awhile that had normal people acting like actors in their most furious scenes. Really funny and kinda how I feel, you're not yourself when you're hungry. "Hungry? Why wait." Snickers had it right. Except the product, of course: I'm not going to go out and get a Snickers bar if I'm really hungry.

Basically, you're prone to getting upset over things that you normally wouldn't get upset about.

To avoid getting hangry:
1.) Make sure to have a schedule of eating every few hours.
2.) Eat when you're just starting to feel hungry, cuz it creeps up on you and before you know it, you're hangry. It's like a sunset: It's daytime for a longtime, then starts to get dark, and the process accelerates quickly, and before you know it it's fully dark. Hanger has set in.
3.) Have a convenient spot near work/ your home that serves food very quickly (Hint: NOT a sit down restaurant), almost like an emergency shelter for hanger victims. There's been plenty of times I've been at a sit-down table waiting for the food getting even more hangrier.

Residual effects of hanger:
1.) Sometimes people can't sleep while hangry (Stomach's usually good indication, but sometimes it's just dormant: feed it a little to see if it wakes up and takes notice of the hanger, then eat more). Most times I can't sleep it's becaus eof this.

Tips for curing hanger:
1.) Don't eat so much when actually hangry. This makes one eat more than one should and adds to the waistline.
2.) Don't play sports while