Friday, November 21, 2014

Currency Exchanges and Fantasy Football Exchanges


Here are some helpful nuggets I’ve gleaned over the years in exchanging currency:

 

1.)    Never do it at the airport. Location is key; you’re losing all bargaining power at the airport because they know that that’s your last chance to get it.

2.)    You’re always going to have leftover value and leftover coins; you’re never going to “perfectly” spend all your money.

3.)    It’s better to be safe than sorry- the thought of overspending on currency and having extra is much more appealing than walking around a foreign country without a way of paying for stuff (just ask myself late November 2012).

4.)    Sometimes you don’t need foreign currency- the currency you have (U.S. dollars) is fine in Mexico.

5.)    Some denominations don’t fit comfortably in your wallet- the Japanese yen (the cash dollars at least) are wider than the American dollar, so those bills bulge out of a normal-sized U.S. wallet.

6.)    Fridays are the busiest for currency exchanges- people traveling on the weekends.

7.)    Double-check your currency before giving it off, and double-check what you get when they exchange it with you- who knows whether you stuck a $20 in there instead of a $1 out of your wallet. Count it out.

8.)    Don’t be mad at the currency exchange for getting their “cut”- it’s how the world works. They are a business that profits from the different governments and money systems in different countries, just like I engage in a business that benefits from different countries of the world using different languages.

9.)    Don’t be upset that the currency exchange “made money” on you because the exchange rate went higher/lower in a detrimental way after you made the exchange. Buyer’s remorse and seller’s remorse should not result based on what happened AFTER a transaction, only on the information that was readily available at the time of the transaction.

10.) Make sure you actually need that much cash and that there’s no other viable alternatives of spending money in a foreign country, like travelers’ checks or credit cards. In Japan, for example, cash is king, so getting a large amount is pretty essential, and credit cards only work in large transactions.

And correspondingly, here are some tips I’ve gathered from making fantasy football trades/ “exchanges” over the years:

1.)    Try to have the better bargaining power. Make trades when the trade partner’s starting RB just went down, or is on a bye, or went down with suspension. Part of not being on the other side of this (being the side that NEEDS something) is getting backups, getting a balanced team, etc.  If you ever ARE in the position of weakness, try to get the deal done early in the week so that at least you can say you are “shopping other offers” and not just up against the deadline.

2.)    Don’t try to go for “perfect trades.” Sometimes getting TOO much for yourself actually gets the trade vetoed, so try to just get something that’s helpful, and not totally “rip off” your trade partner. Also, don’t try to be over satisfied, meaning ideally you want to get rid of one guy, but the opponent wants someone else…. Be flexible.

3.)    *corollary to 4 above* sometimes not making the trade on the table is the best move. You already have the best players in the deal and the best value. This happens, by definition, half the time.

4.)    *corollary to 5 above* sometimes you get the best players in a deal, but they just don’t fit on your team- either you don’t have enough roster room, or too many of the same guys at the same position- have to consider this before making the deal and whether they can actually “fit.” Also, I don’t like having too many guys on the same team on one team because it doesn’t hedge the point production every week (you either have a REALLY good week or a REALLY bad week) so that’s also a consideration.

5.)    Corollary to *6 above- not sure if this is true, but Mondays and Tuesdays are probably usually when the most fantasy football deals occur- people overreacting to the Sunday games.

6.)    Make sure you don’t give away DeAngelo Williams (D. Williams) instead of your intended target, Andre Williams (A. Williams) or other mishaps.

7.)    Check the waiver wire. Sometimes you want to get a certain guy on your team to replace production that’s sorely needed, but better (and cheaper alternatives) exist on the waiver wire.

By the way, you know what the ultimate resource for getting “inside” fantasy information is? Look at the actual players’ own fantasy teams and see if he drafted himself. If he did, signs are pointing up- super motivated, has high hopes, knows he’s going to get a significant role, fully healthy, etc. etc. If he DOESN’T have himself or he just traded himself away, huge question marks abound: is he hiding an injury? Does the coach not like him? Is he getting traded soon? THAT’s the edge that fantasy players should be trying to get when evaluating players, rather than all the factored-in information and injury news that fills our mundane day.
Fantasize on,

Robert Yan

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

A Second Run through Japan


 
In a few short days I’m off for my 2nd trip to Japan in 3 years (I went in Thanksgiving break 2 years ago too). Beyond just the practical aspect of going to the country whose language I’ve been studying for the last 2+ years, my ulterior motivation is also to cover some of the bases I missed the first time around- Japan has so much to offer in the way of lifestyle, including sumo wrestling, cool toilets, geisha culture, nerd culture, tea, cuisine, I feel like I rushed through Japan on the JR Pass last time (went throughout the country including Hiroshima, Osaka, Nara, Kyoto, Tokyo) that I didn’t have time to fully discover a lot of the intimate aspects of Japan. I imagine the hustle and bustle of “Go Go Go I need to see everything and I don’t have much time to do it!” will be replaced by a “Let’s understand and savor this as much as possible” sentiment that I hope will be even more fulfilling than soaking in new stimulus. There’s also the familiarity factor of knowing how to get around through transportation, what to expect living in a hostel, and the confidence of knowing that it’s been done before.

 

The same concepts apply for watching TV series or movies. The first time watching a series like The Wire is mostly dedicated to absorbing as much as possible, and then picking up the pieces later. Especially for a show like The Wire where various seemingly unconnected events are happening at different times in vastly different worlds, it can be mindnumbing to try to fit everything together. The 2nd time,  with full knowledge of the ending and how the story gets there, it’s time to pick up nuances in the story, like not marveling solely at the waterfall but at little crevices and rocks within the falls that make up its entire body. Specifically with the Wire, there are a LOT of "OOO so that's what happened" moments and "O yea I remember that that was actually pretty important to the whole plot" and "man this show is one of the best ever."

 

The same concept applies for a second date. On the first date, upon getting over the nervousness of actually meeting the person and the opening scuffle of the resume questions (How are you doing? What do you do? What’s your name?) there’s a lot that’s missed including more personal questions like “What kind of person are you looking for?” There’s that familiarity feeling that goes deeper than a first date, and the transition from “I want to impress this person/ give off a good vibe/ make it to a second date” to “do I actually want to be in a relationship with this person/ keep dating/ Is this person the right fit for me?” The second date is definitely much more telling, much more determinative (I’ve been eliminated a couple times at these stages) but a lot less awkward- there’s less risk of bungling up due to unfamiliarity, just bungling up due to lack of fit.

Regardless of what arena you’re in, I find that getting a second run through of something is usually preferable over just scratching everything completely. I have a short attention span and get bored of something like the 6th, 5th, 4th, or even 3rd time I do something, but usually the 2nd time produces pretty good results and is still at the “very efficient” level of the law of diminishing returns curve.

 

Fantasize on,

 

Robert Yan

Friday, November 14, 2014

Burnout


Recently I’ve experienced a phenomenon that might be common in many young adults (especially men) but no one wants to admit it: it’s something that I never thought would happen to me as a child because I thought I was invisible, I thought I would live forever and I would be happy. It’s something I don’t like talking about with my friends because I fear being laughed at or ostracized from the group, and I can only examine the dark secret alone at night. It’s hard to admit to this, it really is, but I think I’m burning out from too much sports. That’s right, I said, I’m losing interest in sports.

A wise man once said, “Everything in moderation.” Another wise man once said, “eat your veggies, don’t eat too much candy. Follow the food pyramid.” While I think I’ve binged too much on sports in my short life, and haven’t made enough for other pursuits, so from now on, Robert Yan is going to cut down on sports. This is not a betrayal to all sports, it is not me announcing my retirement from fantasy sports, but it IS going to be a drastic cutback. It’s like the CEO of my brain announcing to the brain cell staff that we’re planning layoffs in the sports and entertainment division (that’s right, I’ve been kind of implementing a diet on movies and other media as well).

Honestly, though, I still like sports, but sometimes when watching sports I feel like I’m watching an old movie over and over again, or like a TV show on its 13th season, at which point all the storylines have been reused recycled and reduced (speaking of which, I’ve actually tried re-watching the Wire again and there’s a LOT of good stuff in it the 2nd time around, a lot of puzzle pieces come into place and the show seems even better) and I realize that the games themselves aren’t even that great. For all the tradition and prestige associated with football, baseball, and basketball, they are not perfect games by any means and in many cases expose their flaws pretty clearly. I take more pleasure watching a social dodgeball game (still got that new out-of-the-package feeling) sometimes than watching Manning- Brady 26, or whichever matchup they’re on. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a diehard fan of some sports team, watching the same players over and over again like a broken record.

It might just be me being burned out from a crazy October (all 4 main sports were in play) or it might be being burned out from about 20 years of continuous sports coverage and awareness, or it might be my tastes maturing, but I’m feeling a sense of burnout from sports. It’s like that theory of diminishing returns, where the more you do something the less you get out of it until you get a nice asymptote of near-nothingness. I’m not at the end of that curve yet but it feels like it’s coming. I also don’t like being a slave to anything (and am against slavery in general, actually) : I’ve chronicled society being a slave to smartphones, society being a slave to alcohol, well….have I been a slave to sports and the hype surrounding sports for going on 3 decades? It’s definitely possible. Let my interests be free!  

 

The cure? It might be a couple weeks off of watching sports, or a couple months, maybe a whole year. I just know that in many cases for me, like playing the violin or not visiting a place for awhile or not engaging in an activity for awhile ( I recently went to a paint studio and did a drawing for the first time in like 15 years) , that place seems more fun and more stimulating after not doing it for awhile.

Speaking of which, next year is my high school reunion? I want to go back to high school and see which former classmates ended up making it and which ones ended up…..(wait for it…..) burnouts.

 

Fantasize on,

 

Robert Yan

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Elevators (エレベーター)


Elevators

In light of today’s news that window washers at the World Trade Center were trapped on the 69th floor, I feel fortunate for elevators. I’ve always thought that window washing is kind of a dangerous job. I mean, just from the naked eye, you are dangling from a plank-like platform supported by a pulley system. The washers don’t have like safety equipment, or backup safeguards, there’s no safety net at the bottom of the building supporting them. What if birds come into play and bother the workers? What if a sharp object cuts through the rope supporting the platform? At hundreds of feet in the air, anything can happen……..not for the faint of heart, that’s for sure, and definitely not for someone who has a fear of heights like myself. I can barely manage to walk onto one of those see-through windows at the top of touristy buildings that force you to conquer your fear.

 

Where would be all be without elevators? That’s the question. I am fortunate enough to work in one of the fanciest buildings in L.A. with one of the best elevator systems in the world. Unlike the mechanic crank-it-up elevators that some older buildings still use, the U.S. Bank Tower building works only with buttons, and nothing works unless you have a clearance badge. The building doesn’t have just have 1 elevator, or 5 elevators, or just 15 elevators. It has 24 elevators to the building’s various floors, 6 in each corner of the main entryway that neatly divides each section of the building so that no elevator gets too crowded ( Floors 1-19 get one elevator, 20-40 get another one, etc.) All 6 elevators actually work, which gives a nice momentary roulette-wheel sensation of “which elevator am I going to ride in today?” and even if you miss one elevator as the doors are closing (who hasn’t had that happen to them), there’s almost always another elevator ready to go, especially if you’re on the ground floor. A foolproof system, and even if somehow someone couldn’t figure out to push the “up” button summoning the elevator, there’s always a friendly building security personnel person nearby to contact, 24/7. I’ve strolled into the building on Friday night/Saturday morning after a night of strolling around the town and those guys are definitely still there, manning the post.

The space inside the elevator also exudes efficiency and professionalism. Buttons are touch-based instead of having to jam one’s finger repeatedly, and a nice TV screen gives today’s weather, time, and the latest news (where I found out about the window washing debacle) of the day while the car is moving upwards at a fast but smooth pace (no jerks, no jolts, no shaking, no sudden stops, a very smooth ride). Possibly the only part of my commute to work every day that doesn’t involve any traffic (there’s car traffic, parking traffic, even pedestrian traffic between my parking lot to the building). If you feel like it, though, you can wait and go up with someone else, as there are various other floors throughout the building. I often see other people get off and marvel at the entryway of their floor as it might be a different color, have a different ambiance, etc., and wonder what their world is like, how their work day will unfold. Each stop on the elevator is like opening a small glimpse into the lives of others. It’s really a privilege to ride these elevators, not just a perk of the workplace.

 
 


On the next edition of “Why I am spoiled…..” all-inclusive car washes that clean BOTH the inside and outside of your car!” (Who knew?)  
 
Fantasize on,
 
Robert Yan